Revenge is a Dish Best Served on the Internet For All to Witness

The people in these stories chose another route – juicy and creative forms of revenge. If you start pumping your fist and saying, “Yes!” you won’t be alone. We might not try these types of revenge, but it sure is satisfying to read about them.

As Christmas approached, this young woman wrapped everything her roommate owned in holiday wrapping. That’s quite a commitment to revenge; imagine how long it took. But then again, blowing up those balloons must have been exhausting.

This man really goes to extremes with his alimony payments. He had checks printed with pictures of himself with his new wife. That might be excessive payback, since the pain is real.

The owner of this car made the mistake of kicking a dog. And this dog had friends. So the pack ganged up to make quite a dent in the man’s car and scratched it badly. Hopefully, the car owner got the message loud and clear.  

It’s simple, next time your neighbor knocks, invite her in for a chat and prepare a nice cold drink. Then pop in the ice cubes you made from hot dog water. Do you think she’ll get the message? Maybe not, but it will be fun to watch her reaction.

She carefully hid his personal items all across town and provided hints so that he could find them. So now, what’s the likelihood that he knows the answers to these questions? Good luck, guy, and good work, angry ex.

Being the ever-considerate husband, this guy decided to give his wife exactly what she wanted. So he made an “I don’t know” specialty dish. Pretty cool payback, and let’s hope she laughed along with him. 

You get revenge by cleaning up your own stuff and leaving your partner to take care of his or hers. Do we think the message will come across loud and clear? Let’s hope so, or you’ll have to think of something more drastic.  

This woman discovered her boyfriend cheating on her with another woman. So she figured out how to ensure he will always remember his bad behavior. He agreed to get matching tattoos with his girlfriend, and he went first. Then she ran away. Wow, that’s some serious payback to humiliate him.

You’ve been storing the breast milk in a coffee creamer container and putting it in the fridge. Then one day, you realize that the container is empty. Uh oh. What do you do? Easy! You write a note on the creamer bottle. Hopefully, she got to see the thief’s face when the note was discovered.  

This motorist clearly parked between two spots. How rude! Clearly, another driver felt the need to exact retribution by using a zip tie to attach the cart to the offending car’s door handle. Now the selfish parker will have to find a way to detach the shopping cart. Great revenge tactic.  

But this also implies that there are people walking around stealing the decorated pumpkins. Someone stole this dude’s pumpkin, and he was so angry that he re-decorated the pumpkin on his porch to deter theft. Good luck, pumpkin-stealer.

This is a crazy smart tactic. She recorded her husband snoring, and uploaded the “songs” onto Spotify. She assumed he’d be so embarrassed that his snoring was that loud and bothersome. In an ironic twist, however, the remixes end up with over 200k plays. Seriously, wow!

So, she demonstrated her true sandwich-making abilities. Can you imagine the look on his face when he ate a piece of cheese that had been sitting in plastic? She wins this round. He’ll watch his tongue from now on.

How did we get to a place where parking perpendicular to the curb is considered normal? Justice will be served regardless of who parked there first. All of us here support the group’s collaborative effort. The fact that he is locked in between two drivers who are out to give him a lesson is a blessing in disguise.

Someone is going to love this gourmet meal of “tuna” and cheese; their cat might enjoy it even more. Do you think the thief even knew that this was not tuna? We hope so, for the sake of the prankster.  

This lady’s revenge on the nasty shopper was to let everyone else in line go ahead of her, leaving Miss Rude to wait even longer. She really got her revenge, and also helped other shoppers. Win-win!  

This person had enough of the office food stealer and created a trap. He bought some yummy plain doughnuts and filled them with mustard. Oh, to see the look on the face of the thief!

No need to worry; someone has come along and made it all OK. This person keeps a box of chalk in his car for ten months, just waiting for a chance to get revenge on a bad parker. And today was the day! 

When the music kept blasting next door, he took the next step. He slashed his neighbor’s tires and left a note. This is indeed a drastic form of revenge, and let’s hope the battle didn’t escalate.

Fortunately, this lady kept her man occupied with what really mattered. Hopefully this will teach him not to leave his shoes lying around. If it were up to us, we would have put the animal in a sack and thrown it at him.  

Cats will usually behave as they want and won’t care if they get into your stuff. Consider this lady as an illustration. Since it was time for spring cleaning, she confined the cat in the bathroom. She found out her mistake when she opened the door. That’s a whole different level of revenge. 

At least you have excellent taste in American slasher flicks if you hear the screech of the tricycle’s tires and see a crazed guy with a smirk on his face pedaling towards you. You should have done some exploring before plopping down on that throne of ivory.

She wanted to head off current and future arguments between her children. And those kids need to become more appreciative before they’re welcome at her home again.

This woman wanted to erase her siblings from her life entirely, so she scribbled over their images in family photos. This may feel like revenge, but even markers cannot change sibling history.  

The worker with the crane always wins over the worker in the toilet. We’d let you stay in there for hours if we were in command. Similarly, we might use the crane to shake it, which would cause gravity to work to our advantage. 

The offender will hopefully get the message, and feel ashamed. He’s inconvenienced others for no reason other than his own selfish desire for quick parking. Learn to park between the lines, dude!

It gets worse.  Inside was a concrete box. He had to use the hammer to break through the concrete. In true superhero style, he did as instructed and found a paperweight inside with a Thor image. Only brothers can do that to each other and get away with it. 

With what must have been an entire roll of saran wrap, she wrapped his automobile from bumper to bumper. It will be easier for him to go inside his automobile than back into his wife’s heart, but he will have trouble doing both.

Anyone may acquire new knowledge and skills. Some folks, though, need graphic images in order to learn. Apparently, they don’t have the common sense to do the right thing. In this case, some clever maintenance worker offered an easy-to-follow poster.   

The antagonist walks cockily over the bridge’s railings. He focused on its chest, pressed the trigger, and fired. The bird was thrown off-kilter by the constant barrage of retorts. When they come over again, it won’t be for a splash of water, but for a meal cooked in a hot pan with plenty of seasoning.

This woman made her point pretty clearly. She was sick of what her guy was saying to her. And she was clever too, using Swift’s lyrics against him. The relationship is over, she is moving on, and she made her point elegantly. 

He can see you through the Venetian blinds. He’s vigilant and has great eyesight. At the very least, he’ll have a lollipop and milk. Babysit him. You’re stuck.

This brother felt he was being resourceful by repurposing his sister’s toothbrush as a shoe polisher. Nope, he was completely incorrect. She took her vengeance by giving his shoes that rare sheen he always sought. The expression on his face clearly indicates the beginning of a battle of vengeance.

This is exactly how to do the master shake. It will give your revenge a delicate taste. That’s done in a beautiful way. Tell him to use those hard-earned bills to wipe that table clean. This is a good puzzle for him to try to figure out.