A Wedding Dress
This lucky bride to be was able to score her a wedding dress worth the big bucks for garage sale figures. Talk about a win!
Source: Reddit
Finding the perfect dress is hard enough for future “I-doers,” imagine finding your gown in the driveway of a stranger! Best wishes to the lucky gal.
A Portrait of Himself
We are all trying to find ourselves in one way or another, but finding yourself in a painting will do! This man found what looks like a made-for-him portrait of himself holding a book.
Source: Reddit
It does make one wonder who the man in the painting truly is. Either way, we hope this gentleman was able to hang this on the mantle with pride.
Human bones for sale! Any takers?
This garage sale find is spooky and disorienting, but perhaps in the name of science? Archaeological observations?
Source: Tumblr
Hopefully, Hannibal Lecter isn’t orchestrating the garage sale and the bones are sold in good faith, however it’s hard to get past and is pretty simply just creepy.
Reserved for Allied Armies
For the history buffs out there, this is one sweet find. A champagne bottle that reads “Reserved for Allied Armies.”
Source: Reddit
Although it was left unopened, the Allied Forces did come out on top in the war, and that is something to celebrate!
Tin Foil Hat Cat
If shielding your kitty’s brain from electromagnetic fields has been on the top of your list, look no further! Your kitty is safe.
Source: Reddit
This garage sale find is either incredibly whimsical or was created in the height of Area 51 conspiracies floating around. Either way, that kitty is working the heck out of of that tin foil hat.
An Intense Cards Game Between Clams
For fans of the fancy, this clams statue speaks for itself. You can even see what cards the clams are working with!
Source: Reddit
This is a hilarious garage sale find, and anyone who found it was most likely incredibly eager to show it off.
Dollar Dollar Bills, Ya'll
This is the best find! Buying a new (old) wallet and then uncovering over 100 dollars! Score.
Source: Imgur
It does present an ethical dilemma of returning the money to the original owner or not. To each their own, either way, it is pretty exciting
101 Things to Make with Human Skin...
If this book was sold at the same house as the human bones we are extremely uncomfortable right now! This is not a book you want to see at any house you’re visiting.
Source: Reddit
Here’s hoping that the book is satirical, if it is not, we cannot imagine who bought it or who wrote it, and why.
Feather Necktie
This garage sale find is for the dashingly stylish and daringly bold. What better way to show one’s appreciation for both nature and fashion than to wear a necktie that easily communicates both.
Source: Reddit
We’d recommend pairing this item with a bold colored suit to really make it POP. Either way, you’ll likely be the Bell of the Ball.